Author(s): Tim Collins
Nigel Mullet is just your average fifteen-year-old immortal vampire: he likes to play video games, laze about, awkwardly pursue girls, write in his diary and occasionally save the day. But now Nigel finds himself in charge of the vampire coven on the remote island of Hirta, a responsibility he's not particularly enjoying. He's sick of resolving petty disputes between vampires when he could be using his position to get to know the hot vamp girls who have been increasingly showing interest in him, especially the sultry Lenora. Power does have some other positives, though, such as having the biggest room in Hirta Castle and getting away without doing vampire history homework. When Nigel allows a recent coven recruit named Viktor to take over his role, the newcomer proves himself to be a brutal and merciless leader. The hapless Nigel is cajoled into becoming the leader of the resistance movement, but can he defeat the tyrant? Can he prove himself a leader of men (even though he's really not that bothered)? And will he get the girl?
This series of vampire parodies is one of the funniest I've ever read... If you want a paranormal LOL-fest, this is the series for you! -- Wondrous Reads Wondrous Reads A light hearted parody tale Books 4 Teens Just the sort of book to encourage reluctant readers to decide reading is really worthwhile... hilarious Parents in Touch
Tim Collins is originally from Manchester, and now lives in London. He is the author of fourteen books including the award-winning Diary of a Wimpy Vampire: Because the Undead Have Feelings Too, which was nominated for the Redbridge Book Award, the Worcestershire Teen Book Award and the Northern Ireland Book Award, and won Manchester Fiction City. Other titles include Diary of a Wimpy Vampire: Prince of Dorkness and Adventures of a Wimpy Werewolf.